I don't now what I'm doing, really

finchjadedarling:

pov: you’ve just got home from the early screening of season 2.

twitter is waiting for the spoilers.

tumblr is waiting for the spoilers.

the Spoiler Gremlins are biting at the walls of their enclosure.

you crack out your phone. time to give the people what they want. you open twitter, type the spoiler, you’re about to press ‘post'…

then, the lights go out.

that’s weird. must be a blackout.

you go to find a flashlight, and you swear you hear some sort of scampering in the hallway. you shine the flashlight; nothing there. huh. weird.

you return to your room, and open the door.

there’s a figure standing in the darkness.

your heart drops.

the figure makes no move.

gulping, you aim the flashlight and click it on.

it’s neil gaiman.

magicalboycupid:

chuck-of-all-trades:

So this Leia standing up which is adorable and I would have posted on Reddit to /r/catsstandingup but I haven’t really figured out Tumblr yet so is there a #catsstandingup is that what I do someone help I’m an old man

I hope it’s cool that I drew your cat

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snoopyoftheday:

snoopy of the day

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deutsche-bahn:

He’s the type of person who’d bring a Sparschäler to a knife fight

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deadryn:

predstrogen:

🙃

Man what a glitch that must have been it’s crazy how it’s only affected trans women how weird!! Man I tell ya technology is wild

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c-kiddo:

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body-type studies of Nott/Veth. been having fun drawing nott again because of re-listening to earlier cr2 eps (like around ep30) and veths just always fun to draw anyway.

[ID: digital drawing of Nott/Veth from Critical Role on a white background with a faint beige spiral behind her, both versions are wearing simple off-white underwear. on the left is Nott, thin with green skin and messy hair and bright yellow eyes. She’s stretching her arms above her head with a grumpy expression. on the right is Veth, smiling and standing more confidently. She has warm medium brown skin, dark brown hair in two braids with a thin headband. they both have thin tails and turquoise tattooed patterns around their eyes. between their heads is a yellow button. end ID.]

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cryptotheism:

medievaljournalist:

clueless white boy SHOCKS mages guild by ordering in perfect enochian

UHM, you call yourself “medieval” journalist but Enochian wasn’t received by John Dee and Edward Kelley until their scrying sessions in 1583, well into the early modern peri- [I AM TRAMPLED TO DEATH BY A CAVALRY CHARGE FROM THE FAMOUS WINGED HUSSARS OF THE POLISH-LITHUANIAN COMMONWEALTH]

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guerrillatech:

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sculien:

Lauren Reynolds is dead. Prentiss said that on a phone call 17 days ago. But her intonation wasn’t surprise or grief. It was like a mantra, like she was reminding herself. 

Criminal Minds
– Season 6
(insp.)

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acebender:

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huyandere:

barbie day

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snarksandkisses:

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